阿扁的笑话

1、李登辉、连战、陈水扁同坐直升机巡视。 李登辉说：“如果我丢一千块下去，
捡到那一个人一定很高兴。“连战说：“如果我丢两张五百元下去，那就有两个人
很高兴了。
陈水扁说：“如果我丢十张一百元下去，就有十个人很高兴了。” 这个时候
........?驾驶员喃喃自语地说：“何不把自己都丢下去，让两千一百万人都高兴
呢？

2、总统阿扁希望提高自己的声望，想要发行一款有自己肖像的邮票..... 发行过
了一个多月之后，阿扁想要问看看视察看看销路如何..... 阿扁：“销售情形怎么
样？” 邮政总局局长：“还算不错，只不过常常有人抱怨黏不牢！” 阿扁：“怎
么会呢？” 阿扁随手拿了一张邮票，涂了一点口水在邮票背面，便试贴在信封
上.... 阿扁：“这样不是黏得很紧吗？” 邮政总局局长：“可是......大家....
都把口水吐在正面啊......”
　　
3、深夜，阿扁总统要去帮阿珍买夜宵。 结果在路上遇到抢匪… 抢匪拿着枪
指着阿扁说：“把身上的钱交出来！” 阿扁勃然大怒说：“你这什么态度？我可
是堂堂总统耶！” 抢匪：“喔，那……把我的钱还来。”
　　

4、某天，总统、五院院长...等大官一起参加一个会议，结果发生连环车祸，
送至医院急 救，记者们闻风赶至医院 .... 稍久，医生出来了，记者忙着问：
“医生！医生！总统有救吗？” 医生沮丧的摇摇头说：“唉..总统没救了...”
记者又问：“医生！医生！行政院长有救吗？” 医生又沮丧的摇摇头说：“唉...
也没救了...” 记者就问：“那...到底谁有救？” 医生精神一振说：“台湾有救
了！”

5、有一天陈水扁总统前往某家精神病院视察，所有的病患都站在走廊上高声欢呼，陈水扁万岁！陈水扁万岁！只有一名病患面无表情，对总统不理不睬。陈水扁看到了， 于是问院长说：“那位病人为什么不对我欢呼呢？”院长：“因为他今天精神非常正常。”

6、一辆竞选车载着陈水扁竞选团队开到乡村去造势，不幸在山间小路上翻车，正在农田里干活的老农民看见这情景，就赶到出事地点，可是车上的人都死光了，于是他挖了一个土坑，把几个政客都埋了。
过了几天，负责事故勘察的警察找到那个老农民，问他那几个政客到哪里去了，老农民说己经埋了，警察赶紧追问：“他们都死了吗？”
老农回答说：“嗯～我看到陈水扁在我埋他的时候大叫说他还没死。”
警察说：“那你怎么也把他埋了？
“老农说：“你知道的嘛～这个陈水扁从不说实话的...”

Boys Look To Your Fingers

How to determine whether you are macho man or a GAY??? Let look to your fingers, boys and guys!

Competitor of Starbucks

Here come the competitor of Starbucks coffee, the "Setarbak Kopi"

What If Proton Is Main Sponsor Of Transformer Movie

The Transformer movie from Michael Bay is mainly sponsor by GM (General Motor). What if Proton so smart and knew this movie is a big hit and be the main sponsor of Transformer movie??

Bumblebee transform from Proton Waja (personally feel this mod bumblebee photo look great!!)



The build tough Savvy can transform to be a robot as well!! I think this should be Autobot Jazz, from the way it pose.



How about Optimus Prime? Since Proton do not produce any tracker or lorry, the only Proton flagship product is Proton Perdana. This is the Proton version Optimus Prime transform from a Perdana V6.



Ok, finally don't forget the boxy Proton Juara! Although it not look like Ironhide, I still assume this is cute version Ironhide, haha.

Funny Video - Gorila Back Cage

How do you respond when you in gorila cage? Watch the video below:

Yellow Man, Don't Go Into Wrong Territory

This is a joke on Yellow man advertisement! It is creative and nice, must watch for Malaysian.

1. Digi Territory?


2. Must Die!


A lot of same video clips posted on Youtube.com:
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What's Manager Think

Funny cartoon joke on management.

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Transformers II - Autobox

Wondering whether want to name it as Boxbot or Autobox. After few minutes of struggled, I decided to name it as Autobox! Wow, see the sequence picture below to understand how Autobox transform.
















For animated version please visit:
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Hamsap Mouse Pad

Sometime, creative may create something negative! This is a "Hamsap" mouse pad for yellow mind fellow. Ops, forget to explain that "Hamsap" mean pervert.



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Peeping Toms move on to mousepads
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Example of MC Letter

Dear Boss,

During the weekend, I unfortunately had an accident which resulted to a broken bone. With this, I would like to inform you that it would be impossible for me to come to work for the next few weeks.

Attached is the a copy of the x-ray.

Regards,

__________________________


Attached: X-ray